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Never try to murder a man who is committing suicide.
Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
Be so happy that when others look at you they become happy too.
My prayer for 2012 is for a fat bank account & a thin body.
Please don't mix these up like you did last year.
Please don't mix these up like you did last year.
He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; he who makes one is a fool.
Santa: This is just a friendly reminder about drinking and driving this festive season:
I went out last night and left my car at the pub and took the bus home. I was very proud of myself this morning as I had never driven a bus before.
I went out last night and left my car at the pub and took the bus home. I was very proud of myself this morning as I had never driven a bus before.
Grant that I may bring tear to an eye;
When this new year in time shall end.
Let it be said I have played the friend;
Have lived and loved and labored here
When this new year in time shall end.
Let it be said I have played the friend;
Have lived and loved and labored here
It is better for a government to lose a vote than for Parliament to lose its credibility and moral authority.
Don't trust your heart because it's not on the right side.