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Girls are like mobile phones: they love to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button - you'll be disconnected!
Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude and a lady with a class.
If a girl asks a question, it's better to tell her back the truth. Maybe girl asks you because she already knows the answer !
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
People are made to be loved and things are made to be used. The confusion comes when people are used and things are loved.
Don't take me for granted,because unlike others, I am not afraid to walk away.
I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.
You can't hug yourself.You can't cry on your own shoulder. Life is all about living for one another, so live with those who love you most.
Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Sometimes the special occasion is that you've got a bottle of wine in the fridge.
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up,because they are looking for ideas.